This man is a poet.


emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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breadonly:

framesjanco:

listen when guys layer shirts like this

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thatโ€™s actually all it takes once that happens i donโ€™t even need to hear him speak i donโ€™t care what kind of music he likes or how he feels about obama or how many potential stds he has just give me that shirt on a guy and the next scene in our lives will be a wedding i am the definition of easy i just need some layered fabrics

I did this once and it was the only time a girl ever complimented me on my outfit

I do this all the time. Got called “smart” for it once but thats about it.


note-a-bear:

YES
DWAYNE

POPTARTS AND CONDOMS. IN CASE AFTER SHE WANTS A SNACK

(Source: youtube.com)

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.


(Source: heartbreaks.us)


(Source: beben-eleben)


pleatedjeans:

You Donโ€™t See That Everyday (18 Pics)



For Captain America, Iโ€™ve heard that you turned down the role a number of times, can you just explain why?

(Source: aryahs)


"I donโ€™t think we survived that crash."- Beetlejuice (1988) [X]


tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team