I can almost hear the apathy in his voice.

(Source: chapmanjim)

Absolute classic. See this movie if you never have before.

(Source: lady-arryn)


everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

(Source: meilleure--amie)


Donald Glover (Childish Gambino) goes on a massive Instagram rant using a hotel notepad. Man, ever since he did that ayahuasca he’s been acting so outside himself. It’s gotten to the point where his family wants him to go on medicine even though its been known he’s been struggling with alcoholism & depression. It’s as if the ayahuasca has made him go through these waves of pure emotion that either give him all this insight or completely depress him to the point where he doesn’t leave his house for weeks on end. I’m generally worried about him, not in a creepy, overly-attached fan way, but as in a person who can clearly see a person struggling to even be comfortable in their own skin. I hope once the album drops it’s successful enough to get him to relax.




i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

Tumblr Quiz
1. selfie

2. what would you name your future kids?
I want strong, independent kids so I want them to be named strongly so something like;
Boy: Achilles, Aaron, Benedict, Ender,
Girl: Francesca, Regina, Arya, Daenerys

3. do you miss anyone? My mom, my best friend Jose and godson. Every day.

4. what are you looking forward to?
Completing my degree and finally being out of limbo with my life.

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?
Jose. Without a doubt every time.

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?
Yep. Always, but I think that’s natural.

7. what was your life like last year?
A year in transition

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

9. who did you last see in person? The guys from work.

10. are you good at hiding your feelings? Depends on how strong they are, but for the most part yeah.

11. are you listening to music right now? Yup. I am currently playing video games and the music from Kingdom Hearts is playing.

12. what is something you want right now? My degree.

13. how do you feel right now? Dreading work but happy Liverpool won their game today!

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? Um. I don’t know. Maybe when all the flatmates left for Easter.

15. personality description
Some people think I’m funny, others think I’m an asshole, really depends on your humor. A lot of people think I’m super outgoing and full of energy but really I’m very laid-back and introverted.

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t? I use to have that happen all the time, but at a certain point in my life I decided to stop holding back.

17. opinion on insecurities. They suck, but they are easy to disguise. Act like you don’t give a fuck until you believe it.

18. do you miss how thing were a year ago? HELL NO.

19. have you ever been to New York? Yes.

20. what is your favourite song at the moment? Stronger Than Ever - Raleigh Ritchie

21. age and birthday? 22, July 17th, 1991

22. description of crush. McKayla Maroney. Oh my word yes please.

23. fear(s) I have lots, among many insecurities. But I don’t give them the time of day because my life and it’s role are far greater significance than my fears and doubts.

24. height - 5’10 and some change. I hope I hit 6ft. by the time I stop growing.

25. role model - Jose Bodden.

26. idol(s) - I have a lot of inspirations. Muhammad Ali. Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Sir Isaac Newton. Martin Luther King Jr. Luke Christopher. G-Eazy. Donald Glover

27. things i hate - shoes or dirty stuff/people in my bed. chewing paper. I have minor OCD when it comes to orders such as I have to rearrange weights at the gym if they are misplaced or go from highest to lowest instead of lowest to highest. ignorance. lying. cheating. backstabbing. corrupt politicians. fracking.

28. i’ll love you if… you can make me laugh and be honest with me. Simple as that really.

29. favourite film(s) Jeez that’s gonna be a long list. I am gonna skip this question cause there are literally too many and I have work in an hour.

30. favourite tv show(s) Game of Thrones, Bob’s Burgers, Shameless (US version), The Inbetweeners, Cosmos, Adventure Time, Dexter’s Lab, Johnny Bravo, Boardwalk Empire

31. 3 random facts - I’ve been to 4 countries, lived in 3, traveled hundreds of thousands of miles and seen millions of faces. Survived a potentially fatal car crash and child abuse for 2 years. Was told my entire life by teachers I’d never amount to anything and I’d flip burgers for the rest of my life and my first year after high school I banked $75,866.77 before taxes.

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? Guys.

33. something you want to learn - Astrophysics.

34. most embarrassing moment - Putting a love poem in a girl’s desk in the 4th grade and the teacher finding it, reading it to the class, then naming me.

35. favourite subject - Astrophysics

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill? Work for or with Liverpool FC, be the best dad possible, die without regrets.

37. favourite actor/actress - Once again, too many. Next question.

38. favourite comedian(s) - Jim Carrey, Bernie Mac, Bo Burnham, Jim Jefferies, Demetri Martin, Aziz Ansari

39. favourite sport(s) Soccer, College football, baseball, basketball

40. favourite memory - The first time I went to Anfield.

41. relationship status - Single

42. favourite book(s) - Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Divergent, Game of Thrones, Ender’s Shadow, The Grand Design, Principia, Perks of Being A Wallflower

43. favourite song ever - Whole Wide World - Wreckless Eric

44. age you get mistaken for 16-18

45. how you found out about your idol - Dumb question

46. what my last text message says - “bino is a lad” from Matt

47. turn ons - Girls that can make me laugh, confidence, a girl my family and friend like and approve of. A girl I can treat like a lady and still be dirty in bed.

48. turn offs - Girls who complain or beg for compliments, liars/cheaters, too much makeup, fake tan, girls swarmed with douchebags on her social network profiles and girls who post skanky pictures.

49. where i want to be right now - A beach.

50. favourite picture of your idol

51. starsign - Cancer

52. something i’m talented at - Finding great music, motivating and advising others, finding talented people, caring for others

53. 5 things that make me happy - shitloads of money, family, friends, traveling, watch Liverpool win.

54. something thats worrying me at the moment

55. tumblr friends

56. favourite food(s)
Italian, Mexican or Southern BBQ

57. favourite animal(s)
Red panda, dogs

58. description of my best friend

59. why i joined tumblr
Cause Facebook & Twitter suck

60. ask me anything you want

(Source: vhs-dreaming)




the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

i like it deep